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June 14th, 2008

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04:37 am - I Hate Hollywood.
I was going to have a more insightful post here, but this was so bad that now this fuck up has taken it's place.

First I was raped in video games when I found out the next Moral Kombat game was going to be some dumb team up with DC Comics.

Now, it is film's turn to dump a big giant hairy turd in my life in the form of Death Race. They were going to remake it. I was excited! Remember this:





Imagine that with the latest technology. Green Screen, CGI, Better Prosthetics, Mo-Cap. Frankenstein as Christian Bale. Asia Argento as Annie Smith. Benicio del Toro as Machine-Gun. Stephen Colbert would be a must as Mr. President! This would be a camp beauty that only Grindhouse could jerk off too.

But...thanks to Hollywood and the political correct world we live in...this is what we have for the new ADD MTV Dane Cook Plastic Shoe Generation Fucked:



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*dies inside*


-- Jordan
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From:[info]enamon
Date:June 14th, 2008 02:14 pm (UTC)
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Think of the latter not as a remake of Death Race 2000 but more as a remake of Running Man. Christ, that trailer pretty much just showed me the whole movie.
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From:[info]deadtwin
Date:June 14th, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
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maaaaaan, they put a good guy in death race? theyre prisoners? wow, way to go hollywood. you suck again.
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From:[info]sidepocket_pro
Date:June 14th, 2008 03:42 pm (UTC)
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The fucking prison thing is pissing me off than anyone else.

You know what changing it to prison tells me? "In todays world nobody will never get and want to see a satirical film on our own society self cannibalism and violence, so we are going to put it were everyone is a bastard so when he gets run over you can just go 'oh he is bad so it is ok if I cheer for the carnage' and we rape todays youth who have no idea of the original that would resonate more today than back in the 70's."

-,-;
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From:[info]deadtwin
Date:June 14th, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
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remakes make me sad. this is a great example of why. :(

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